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tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

guess who just secured ~*~*~a ukulele~*~*~ for this semester

donnermaysilee:

WhatsApp killed SMS..!!
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YouTube killed DVD..!! .
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Skype killed ISD calls..!!
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Ebay killed real life shopping..!!
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Facebook killed LIFE… !! 
Agree … ???

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

unclefather:

theteenagerwhowaited:

unclefather:

zkac:

ice cream frozen solid?? put your spoon in the microwave for 30 seconds!! enjoy!!!! :^)

i microwaved and ate the hot spoon but now i have nothing to eat my frozen solid ice cream with

Wait hold on. AREN’T SPOONS METAL? DON’T MICROWAVE SPOONS!

Why? I’m not just going to eat a cold spoon

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

zigazig-ah:

Hilary Duff, SpongeBob and Amanda Bynes

zigazig-ah:

Hilary Duff, SpongeBob and Amanda Bynes

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

206 plays

like, is there a reason Marvel.com seems to flip shit at 4:00 am every morning?

I can’t load a thing

time for bed I guess

me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar
eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…